The General got into the Toilet Paper

Today... i am mad. The General has gotten into the Toilet paper and i came home from a long day at work and had toilet paper strewed everywhere! WHY! Why didnt the cat protect the precious toilet paper? Not only did he tear up the TP(toilet paper) but he ripped it into shreds. Sigh... Damn dog

Also today, i ran like hell! I ran until i threw up and ran some more. Thats always good. There was this new kid by the name of Crotz that ran with us today. Well he was a ex marine and i must say that he disgraced the ever populous reputation of the marines today. He was so out of shape to be fresh out of basic training.

Well life is good and im blessed...catch you guys later

Wow things have changed....

So how are you guys doing... i havent posted in ages. I am back now. Hmm lets see i am blessed. I am happy to be here and my life looks pretty good! Valentines day was crappy because (we wont say her name) just bold faced lied to me about sending a gift when i didnt ask for one, and i sent her a really nice gift. So i just let that one go.. Hmm i am really starting to see what the women go through with crappy men. I mean why lie? Most people lie about something that has a meaning...but to lie for no reason! It is just stupid...

So the general is fine.. he is growing and he is a happy pup and the cat continues to let him know who is boss. I had this really cute chic from Germany find intrest in me. I LOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE German women. They are so cool. Nothing against american women, but whoo. It gives me chill bumps. I am very aprehensive about talking to a women. I was sort of withdrawn with talking to "the valentines day massacaer" but i did it anyway. I am a guy who steps out on faith and tries things. Sometimes i fall on my face, and sometimes i make it. Its all leraning lessons in life. Also i have stopped my chik fil a run! Ok im joking but hey! Still...

other than that things are good. I am gonna get back to blogging and im gonna try to work less and less. :)

well im back and i missed you guys

This weekend

Hey guys how are you. I had a very boring weekend! I was supposed t ogo fishing, but the wind was too high and it was bitterly cold. ON sunday i attended a church that a friend asked me to go to and that was that. I havent had a boring weekend like that in ages. :/

Thats it for me...

see ya round

In response to everyone

Thanks for all of your posts on and off the blog. Ya know you guys are awesome! I know you guys are awaiting the results of the h2h combat against the women. Well i am proud to say that she hits really hard, but i prevailed! I kicked her arse. She was a trooper though. She hit me with a swift kick to the side of the neck, a stomp to the back and 3 to the face. :/ I was able to overcome it and subdue her, restrain her and simulate a fatal move. It was classic! People at work had bets going on with other people that i would get my arse kicked... i guess some lost and some won.. The lesson learned was never underestimate the power of a women.. She gave me the look before we started which was pretty intimiadating..but hey im Hawk~ i won

Also i took CAPS kid to the imax discovery center and she had a blast. we watched 3d fighter jets which she loved, and we also watched a rainforest movie in 3d which was awesome! she had a blast. I took the general out for a walk today and hes finnaly lifting his leg! YESSSSS! Hes a man :) well ill post pics asap...

love u guys.. u make fighting for a country worth it

A intresting day

Hey guys whats up! How are you guys..good i hope! I went to work today, dropped off my uniforms in the cleaners to immediately get dirty, and i got a call on my cell phone. It was CAPS daughter. She wanted to spend the nite with me and the General. I agreed and she came over about 6pm and we watched T.V. and she said she wanted to talk. So she looked at me with those pretty eyes and said Uncle Hawk, how come i cant have a momma like everyone else has? I said what do you mean baby? She said why cant my momma be like my daddy? I explained to her that everyone is differnt and her momma loves her alot. So she shrugged it off and went to play with the General. Now i have had his ass for weeks now and he listens when he wants to, but when she talks to him, he never disobeys a command. How that happens ill never understand. So she said she and the general wanted to make a pallet and lay on the floor. I was cool with that until she asked me. She took the remote and turned to scooby doo. Now i like scooby doo. So i had her laying on my chest and the general up my arse. Then she said something that was kinda differnt. She said i love you uncle hawk.. youre the best. I said what do you men sweetie. She said.. im the only girl who has a uncle who bought me a dog, and a trampoline...and will go to chukie cheese with me. We always talk abot anything and i have even seen you cry... Daddy says it takes a real mans man for a man to cry in public uncle hawk. I love you and my daddy. I love my daddy more thoguh uncle hawk but i still love you too ok. I laughed and said ok sweetie. she laid there about 30 mins and her and the general were asleep. I picked her up and put her in my bed, and with the way that her, the General and the cat(who may be preggers) took over the bed i may have to find another place to sleep. I sat here as i was restoring my desktop comp because it wanted to suck..i was like wow. I cant wait til i have kids. I mean i could do without throw up that suz has dealt with for like a month, or other peopel that i know..but i love kids to death. To have a kid of my own with my own dna running around would be heavan in a sense. I would be like super dad. Not the kinda dad who embarrasses but the cool dad. You know the one who is hip to all the music and the clothes and stuff.. SUPER DAD. Thats my dream. one day with a beer in one hand and story coming out of my mouth about the past, it will be a great day...

Also in other news, i watched the funeral of Coretta Scott King and the funeral even with it political agendas was awesome. I think she is the supermom. To raise for kids, fight for womens rights and eqaulity is just awesome. She will be greatly missed and her daughter was brilliant at her euology today. RIP Coretta Scott King!!!!!!

oh one more note.. i go to a "refresher course" thats voulntary in hand to hand combat, and ironically it will be against a woman. Now this isnt a ordianry woman, this is a woman who is advanced in alof ot techniques and martial arts. Hopefully she will take it easy on me..

nite

Im BACKKKKKKk

Hey guys how are you...

First off id like to say thanks for all the emails asking if everything was ok because i wasnt on the blog and email. That was nice. Things have been hetic but great with me. I have been working 12+ hours a day, fishing and going to to court with CAP. For people that dont know, family court mixed with divorce court is freakin hectic. The judges did not want to give CAP custody at first, but the finally turned it around after overwhelming evidence against the mom. I mean shouldnt neglect and being naked on webcam be enough to let the dad have custody? The legal system here is crazy!

Also i am glad that the judge in Vermont changed the sexual rapists sentence from 60 days to 3 to 10 years. He will prolly only get 3 years for it, but at least it aint 60 days. I feel so bad for the little girl. I heard that the girl was poor and that it was one of the motivating factors that contributed to the severity of the case! That sucks

Also i have been fishing alot lately when i get a free moment..do any of you guys eat crappie, white perch or stripped bass? Ill send em to ya, because i have wayyy too many and i dont eat fish!

Oh.. the General is great too. We had to have a discussion about chewing on toilet paper and shoes! The cat helps me keep him in line :D

Ahhh as for the woman news... Now this is where i need help from all the women of the blog. Ok.. I mentioned SC before in the blog, and i just have some issues. Ok so she is older than me.. she has been married before and she has a kid. I have no problem with that, but i have noticed that a women who has been married before is and acts totally differnt than a woman who has never been married.. Why is that? Its not a bad thing, but defienatly something that i have never experienced before. Like for instance, if we want to go somewhere or do something we have to talk about it instead of being spontaneous all the time. I mean i guess i understand her point, but in the military i have been spontaneous for a long time. I guess its a part of my life. I asked a Commander abotu this and this is how it went.

Me: Maj can i talk to you for a second?
Maj: Sure hawk whats up?
Me: Well Sir, theres this lady..(then i get off cut off)
Maj: Sit down Hawk.
Me: yes Sir
Maj: whats the problem?
Me: Well sir, im having a bit of trouble.. I have been all over the world using force ranging from love to deadly force. Ive had to investigate and problem solve and do all of the things neccessary to get things right, but i cant understand the workings of a woman. I am stumped Sir.
Maj; Son that secret will never ever ever come to light. I have been married for over 18 years and i dont know yet. I am not even close.
Me: Sir did you try to find out?
Maj: I did son, but i quit 23 years ago.
Me: Did you give up sir?
Maj: I didnt give up son.. you just get confused.
Me: Confused sir? :/
Maj: Confused. About as confused as a bloodhound on the trail of a esacped prisoner who loses the scent with clues on the way.
Me: So what do you do Sir
Maj: Son you stop fighting it. Any man knows after time that the women run shit. When ever you go to a married couples house, thats her domain! Thats the real military and you are just a solider in her Army. You need to get with the program son! Women run this damn world and there isnt anything that you can say do or research.
Me: Umm..Sir..you feeling ok?
Maj: Never could be better son.
Me: Soooo basically just roll with the flow?
Maj you have no choice son. Hell my wife is mad at me and she yells at me without talking. She looks at me with those eyes, and i feel like im staring down the barrel of a .50 cal with nowhere to run. Shit ive been tip toeing around the house for days, and bringing flowers and candy. Hell after about 6 years that stopped. She just eats the candy and still yells at me without speaking.
Me: Sir how does someone yell at you without speaking?
Maj: Son as men, we will screw up with the women. All married men do. In my case i forgot to do something and she tore me a new asshole and im on the silent treatment.
me: Silent treatment Sir?
maj: yup. These are the times that i dont forget to take out the trash, i get this feeling to just wash dishes and i always say extra sweet nothings to her.
Me: So how do you get out of it Sir
Maj: Well sonyou never get out of it, you just roll with it.
Me: With all due respect Sir im confused.
Maj; Son this lady is 4 years older than you and its gonna be harder. She will always expect something more than what you have done regardless of if you done all you can do or not. The only advice that i can tell you is to make sure that you cross all t's and dot all i's. It isnt a fun thing to be in the crosshairs of a woman.
Me: Sounds like some scary stuff Sir.
Maj: listen.
Me: *listening as phone is ringing on speaker phone*
Maj: Hi hunny, how is your day going?
Maj-Wife: I am good.
Maj: Yes i was thinking of you sweetie and i just wanted to tell you that i love you.
Maj-wife: I love you too, but all this sucking up isnt gonna work. However the box of chocolates you just sent hit the spot darling.
Maj; So how about..*cut off*
maj-wife: Outback steakhouse is fine... ill meet you there at 6pm and then we will go to the water park after that.
Maj: I love you hunny. You took the words right out of my mouth.
Maj-wife: well i gotta go i love you
Maj: love you too
Maj: See son! i didnt even have to say anything and she knew what my "fixes" were.
Me: Fixes sir?
Maj: yes flowers, candy, dinner, romantic walks.
Me: Ohhhh, but how did she know? Do you often go down this road?
Maj: Oh no son, this is worse than survial school in Washington.
Me; Oh jesus that is rough.
Me: Sir can i help you in your situation
Maj: im ok son, just remember... any woman that can yell at you with out talking, or can cut you down with those eyes at times as if they were razor blades is a women who can be there with you through thick and thin.
Me: ok sir, ill try to remember that.
maj: son please rememebr that. I dont think you can takea beating like that.
Me: sir i dont think i can..
Maj: see ya later son
Me; Good day sir

So i leave outta there confused as hell! Im like who wears the freggin pants? Is it interchangeable? I mean outback flowers candy is alot..but she already knew it before he said it! WOW i think she should be working for the goverment with those kinda skills!

So here are my questions for you married, divorced,Long termers or anyone who knows...

1) Can you really yell at a guy without saying a thing?
2) How do you cut someone down with your eyes?
3) are you willing to share this secret?
4) How come guys cant give the stare of death or yell without saying a word
5) If any of you ladies do 1 of the 4, im now afraid!


See ya