night time mission
Heya guys how are you...
I went on a night time mission and well sometimes they can make that can make the hair on your balls stand up.
We started, grabbed our gear looked at photos of our loved ones and friends, and walked to the helo. I was wondering what music we were gonna play tonite, and we continued to walk. As we were making our way to the helo, the Pj said....wait! I need to leave something here, or we wont make it off the ground. So me and the pilots and other crew were looking puzzled like what the hell is he talking about. Then all of a sudden he lets out this loud, nasty and funky ass fart! He was like...Ahhh I am 50 pounds lighter! That dude is crazy... I was like geez... all we gotta do is drop your damn farts down over the enemy, and we will be home tomorrow :D... Anyway....So we are getting on the helo, and we are getting ready...thesound of the helo starting, and journey who's crying now is playing... Good Choice!!! So it is a pretty cool night, although it still is hot and rank and did i mention hot in iraq! So we are up and at em, and so are about 5 other helos and the Maj is lurking somewhere hehe...she is in the A-10, ready and willing to pound some enemy ass. So we make ride with night vision goggles and ride fast and low. We as we make it to our position, thejets are already pounding away, and once again these insurgents think that by them shooting rifles at planes that have 3-6inch bullets that they will win. Well as the jets were pounding, the insurgents have spread out, and started firing by ear. Well our pilot has control of some guns as well, and he turns and unleashes the cannons on the ground while im firing my .50 and these guys didnt have a chance. We radio call from the Maj. and some Navy pilot and they say that they wanna bring the building down, and we climb and move... I think that the Navy guy dropped everything that he had...As we were flying away, i could heard the thud and see the big fire ball from ages away....I hope the insurgents dying a violent death was worth the 40 virigins that he was promised which he isnt gonna see...:/ Well we just made it in, and its prolly like 9am Central time, so im going to bed...im sure we will have to be ready in the morning....
See ya
I went on a night time mission and well sometimes they can make that can make the hair on your balls stand up.
We started, grabbed our gear looked at photos of our loved ones and friends, and walked to the helo. I was wondering what music we were gonna play tonite, and we continued to walk. As we were making our way to the helo, the Pj said....wait! I need to leave something here, or we wont make it off the ground. So me and the pilots and other crew were looking puzzled like what the hell is he talking about. Then all of a sudden he lets out this loud, nasty and funky ass fart! He was like...Ahhh I am 50 pounds lighter! That dude is crazy... I was like geez... all we gotta do is drop your damn farts down over the enemy, and we will be home tomorrow :D... Anyway....So we are getting on the helo, and we are getting ready...thesound of the helo starting, and journey who's crying now is playing... Good Choice!!! So it is a pretty cool night, although it still is hot and rank and did i mention hot in iraq! So we are up and at em, and so are about 5 other helos and the Maj is lurking somewhere hehe...she is in the A-10, ready and willing to pound some enemy ass. So we make ride with night vision goggles and ride fast and low. We as we make it to our position, thejets are already pounding away, and once again these insurgents think that by them shooting rifles at planes that have 3-6inch bullets that they will win. Well as the jets were pounding, the insurgents have spread out, and started firing by ear. Well our pilot has control of some guns as well, and he turns and unleashes the cannons on the ground while im firing my .50 and these guys didnt have a chance. We radio call from the Maj. and some Navy pilot and they say that they wanna bring the building down, and we climb and move... I think that the Navy guy dropped everything that he had...As we were flying away, i could heard the thud and see the big fire ball from ages away....I hope the insurgents dying a violent death was worth the 40 virigins that he was promised which he isnt gonna see...:/ Well we just made it in, and its prolly like 9am Central time, so im going to bed...im sure we will have to be ready in the morning....
See ya
posted by ME at 11:26 PM
2 Comments:
How do you not start to go a bit insane with being constantly shot at? I can't imagine (nor do I particularly want to) being fired at every day.
Please stay safe!!!
Yeah, that is a good point. You must be so used to it by now..and that's the toughest thing to stomach. Being used to being shot at. I hope you have an alright day and night.
Haha..dropping farts at the enemy..and stinking them away. Good times.
Haley
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